Green out like a boss

Here’s what not to do

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Hold the bong..

Yo, do you want to hold on to dear life like the first time getting high on cannabis? Do you think that you have a super human immunity to weed these days? Are you looking for a hit so heavy that you wish you didn’t? Well, here’s what you can do – ESPECIALY if you have a “high” tolerance.

Greening out is something that many don’t want to experience again after they felt the wrath the first time. It’s absolutely unheard of to want that feeling again, but if you dare, there’s a magical marijuana strain for you and your type of people, so lets entertain the thought in 5 easy steps.

gET THE STRAIN

Or, help someone who’s greening out

The 5 steps.

Step 1. Get the strongest strain you can get your hands on

Step 2. Use the smallest bong available

Step 3. Smoke your weed green, no tobacco

Step 4. Drink alcohol like a fish needs water

Step 5. Smoke till the cows come home

Let’s elaborate.

Step 1. You don’t want to waste your time and money on sh*tty pot that that’s probably PGR weed. Instead, you want potent, premium grade kush to ensure you get high enough to fully green out. Our suggestion is to grow a strain like Godfather OG which hits at 30% THC. Try that on for size and tell us how you survived.

Step 2. A small bong hits harder in our opinion. We wish that this analogy applied to penis size. But if you want to get f%cked up and green out more effectively, hit your weed with a smaller bong.

Step 3. Using tobacco with cannabis seems like it makes the session last longer, but if you want the proper green out experience, stay green and only green.

Step 4. Alcohol can really f@ck you up when you combine it with the Godlfather OG strain. If you want to green out, smoke this and drown yourself in booze – it’s unhealthy and guaranteed to destroy you.

Step 5. Smoke like a chimney till you reach nirvana. You could also try to indulge in eating copious amounts of edibles like cookies infused with cannabis to sucessfully green out like a boss.

That’s it. Greening out made simple in 5 easy steps.